Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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