help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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