He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think people are normalizing furries
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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