i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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