The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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