I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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