dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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