can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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