Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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