That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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