Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Drunk is not a location!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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