the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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