Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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