My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Even my vagina gasped.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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