I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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