Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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