I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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