we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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