ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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