I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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