ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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