what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
