is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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