Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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