i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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