I can't watch pbs sober anymore
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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