i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
His nipple licking is glorious
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