should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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