we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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