Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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