i think my mom watched the whole time
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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