i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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