Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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