I'm really into asian looking animals
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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