Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
im drinking this country out of the recession.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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