Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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