There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This is my gift to your gina
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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