R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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