The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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