Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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