Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We are all done wearing pants today
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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