Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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