What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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