these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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