i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
