You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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