please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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