i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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