So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
