doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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