Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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