you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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