Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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