Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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