Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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