omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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